Murphy's Laws of Combat and the PMO
While going through my innumerable files in preparation for our recent office move, I came across an old copy of Murphy's Laws of Combat (don't ask), which lists any number of axioms gleaned from various skirmishes over the years.
As I reacquainted myself with their wisdom, it struck me that sometimes managing a PMO can seem like a battle as well, as you try to win over the hearts and minds of the organization. What follows are corollaries to a handful of these laws for your consideration.
"You are not Superman or Rambo."
In much the same way that you do not really have the uncanny ability to stand out in the open unscathed during a raging battle, the inspirational case study provided by the seminar speaker will be much harder to replicate in actual practice than the session might suggest. Conspicuously absent from most such presentations are the multitude of conflicts, sharp glares and bruised careers that just go along with these initiatives.
"If the enemy is in range, so are you," along with the popular "Tracers work both ways."
Always remember that when using facts and figures to sway opinion or present a case for action, anticipate that that someone will retort with equally convincing and contradictory analysis or data. This also brings to mind, "Liars figure and figures lie."
"Anything you do, including nothing, can get you shot."
This little rule is useful to illustrate how vulnerable most PMOs are within organizations; see chapter 16 of Taming Change for more about that subject. Overachieving can get you shot. Trying and failing can get you shot. But, without question, doing nothing is the fastest way to get shot; snipers love a stationary target. Hardened warriors will tell you that the best way to survive is to keep moving towards your objective without drawing attention to yourself.
"When in doubt, empty the magazine."
When faced with a problem, it is better to attack the issue with all of the energy you can muster, rather than timidly 'almost' resolve it with incremental actions.
"There is always a way -- and the easy way is mined."
This law is a close cousin of, "If it seems too good to be true…" Be suspicious of those who are too quick to agree to your requests; chances are they are simply trying to get you out of their office, with little or no intention of actually taking action. Worse yet, they could be preparing a counter-insurgency.
"Important things are very simple, and simple things are always hard."
This speaks specifically to the need to build a strong but basic foundation of processes, measures and accountability. This is an important and simple, yet very challenging thing to accomplish.
"If it's stupid but it works, it isn't stupid."
'Nuf said.
"Never forget that your weapon was made by the lowest bidder."
Despite what the selection committee for a new supporting system might recommend, all bets are off once the procurement and contract folks go to work.
"No inspection-ready unit passed combat" and, "No combat ready unit passed inspection."
Worry less about standards and certifications and more about practical application.
"No battle plan survives first contact with the enemy."
If I had a nickel for every time I have used this quote over the years, I would be retired in the Keys. Always stay flexible with your improvement initiatives; apply the Marine approach of adapt and improvise. This also means you have to be vigilant to situational dynamics. To blindly follow a plan come hell or high water is to march right into an ambush. This is further supported by this law: "The enemy diversion you are ignoring is the main attack." Listen to opposing viewpoints! Which leads us to:
"If it's too tough for the enemy to get in, you can't get out."
OK, so your constituents aren't the enemy; but this law speaks volumes about the importance of open, bi-directional lines of communication. Too often PMOs become the organizational equivalent of walled fortresses instead of remembering they are a service provider.
And last, but not least, one final law and universal law to always bear in mind; "Professionals are predictable; it's amateurs who are dangerous."


